“Ask Ernie” Call For Questions

[Ernie is my 5 year old bouvier des flandres. As a special surprise for my birthday, he has agreed to take some blogging burden off of my shoulders and answer some reader questions. -Joe]



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Hi everyone! I’d like Joe to have a fun birthday weekend, put the laptop down and play catch with me for a bit, so I’ve hijacked his MBP and will be answering reader questions this weekend. So if there’s anything you want to know about me, Joe, Las Vegas, guitar, or internet marketing, go ahead and send me some questions! I look forward to hearing from you! – Ernie.

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Posted in Life, Other | Tagged as: , | 10 Comments
  • Steph

    What is Joe getting for his birthday? Now Ernie, level with us what does he really want for his birthday?

  • http://www.mbthetd.blogspot.com Ange

    Ernie, what's Joe's favorite Stevie Ray Vaughan song? And why?

  • Shawn

    Ernie – Is Joe REALLY bald? Or does he just keep his head shaved because he didn't want to buy Rogaine?

  • Suzanne

    Ernie, does Joe make you wear that hat daily? You look cute, but other dogs will laugh.

  • Ernie

    Dear Suzanne,
    Thank you for your question about what Joe makes me do. To answer your question, no. Joe doesn't make me do anything. He's just a bald little bitch who acts tough, but the minute I growl or try to lick Ollie's butthole he stops whatever he is doing and lets me get away with whatever.

    I wore this hat because the bitches love it.

  • Ernie

    Shawn,

    Thanks for the question! Sadly, he is. Hair is a lot like common sense – you either have it or you don't. Speaking of which, Joe tells me you're an Obama supporter.

  • Ernie

    Ange,

    Little Wing. If you have to ask why you'll never understand.

  • ernie

    Mom,

    Don't be an ahole. Dogs can't talk.

  • Giesey

    Ernie – besides his penchant for humping legs, what else do you and Joe have in common?

  • Ernie

    You met Stephanie? I've hit that.

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